Jotun: Valhalla Edition Review

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Make the gods proud

REVIEWED ON PS4

Jotun: Valhalla Edition is an excellent hand-drawn action/exploration game. Combining a beautiful world with challenging boss battles and Norse mythology, Jotun is an experience well worth your time. You know a game has immersed you in its world when you continually stop playing and simply marvel at your gorgeous surroundings. Finding the forge that made Mjolnir’s hammer was a great moment, even though it was irrelevant to my overall purpose.

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Indie Games and Craft Beer Pairing #15

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Into the Stars paired with Devil’s Canyon Full Boar Scotch

After all the backlash and vitriol from angry No Man’s Sky players, I was glad I hadn’t preordered it. However, my need for space exploration was still unsatisfied.  Fortunately, I remembered I had downloaded Into the Stars a month ago and I was instantly relieved. Into the Stars is an enjoyable space exploration game that combines the feel of the excellent FTL (click here if for some sad reason you’re unaware of FTL) with more focus on resource gathering.

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Ray Donovan: Lake Hollywood Review

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When will you start putting your family first?

Ray Donovan’s fourth season is wrapping up and the situation is bleak even by Donovan standards. Despite the big score, Mickey barely appears and simply looks lost. Things are so out of hand, even Bunchie agrees that he needs to get away from his family, which may be the first good parenting decision he’s ever made. Ray’s stoicism doesn’t betray the desperation he must be feeling. He has no real plan anymore; all he can do is find some way of staying important enough that Dmitri won’t kill him.

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Indie Games and Craft Beer Pairing #14

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Medieval II Total War paired with Matilda Pale Ale

My wife surprised me a few days ago with a fancy chilled bottle titled Matilda. At first, I thought it was a white wine, which was confusing given that’s more her taste than mine. But she went on to explain that it was a beer, and it was by far one of the best I’ve ever had. Goose Island’s Matilda Belgian Style Pale Ale is refreshing, crisp, light, and full of taste. It could only be paired with a game I knew I would enjoy just as much. I’ve enjoyed Creative Assembly’s Medieval II: Total War since I was in my early teens, and while it isn’t a true indie game, it’s as comforting and relaxing as this beer.

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Indie Games and Craft Beer Pairing #12

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Replica paired with Anderson Valley Briney Melon Gose

It’s hard to imagine a game more depressing than the excellent Papers Please, but I somehow managed to find one. Replica begins like every Elder Scrolls game: with the protagonist trapped in prison without much explanation. But unlike Skyrim and Oblivion, you don’t immediately escape to rescue the land and marry an orc or something. Rather, you’re handed another prisoner’s smartphone. Your only instructions are to find terrorist activities on the phone, otherwise you’re trapped in prison indefinitely. Basically, George Orwell’s worst nightmare come to life.

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Game of Thrones: Season 6 Finale Recap

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Game of Thrones concluded its sixth season with a satisfying, but surprisingly safe finale. It was the longest episode in the show’s history, but didn’t seem to use the extra time efficiently. Other than Cersei’s violent usurpation of the Iron Throne, events played out rather predictably. Don’t get me wrong, this was a solid season finale and laid the groundwork for next season, but it seemed to have less gravity than the previous finales.

The high point of the finale was Cersei’s successful power play. The show had been hinting at the importance of wildfire through Bran’s visions and wildlife certainly had an effect on King’s Landing. The High Sparrow committed the rare mistake of underestimating his enemy. He was easily able to manipulate Cersei and Lady of Thorns earlier in the show, but did not grasp the pure hatred of her enemies. In The Prince, Machiavelli wrote “Men ought either to be indulged or utterly destroyed, for if you merely offend them they take vengeance…” That quote apparently applies to women as well, for Cersei clearly did not forget the humiliation she suffered during her walk of atonement. The High Sparrow, his minions, the Tyrells, and most of all the septa who punished her, have received Cersei’s vengeance. I wasn’t surprised by King Tommen’s reaction to her wife’s death, but was surprised by her utter indifference to her son’s death. Cersei seems fully committed to the Lady Macbeth route and I’m all in for the Mad Queen Cersei next season.

Besides Cersei’s rise to the Iron Throne however, the episode was surprisingly predictable. Bran finally returned, but only as a plot device. Benjen revealed some interesting details about the Wall and the war to come, but Bran was just here to confirm a theory everybody already knew. R+L=J. It’s official and not much of a surprise at this point. I was disappointed by Bran’s utter irrelevance to the show. He’s being touted as this savior against the White Walkers, but all he’s really done is flashback to Winterfell and Tower of Joy, and get Hodor simultaneously murdered and mentally handicapped.

In the North, Melisandre finally paid the price for her horrific crime last season. I was glad that Davos found Shireen’s stag statue last episode. I was afraid that the show simply ignored Stannis being the worst father ever. The Melisandre and Davos confrontation felt honest and realistic. Being a father, I felt Davos’ pain and rage at Melisandre, who could only mumble half hearted defenses. She will remain important apparently, since she was only banished.

Otherwise, Jon seems to continue following the path of his brother Robb. Following a successful battle, he’s been chosen as the King of North, after an awesome speech by Lyanna Mormont. Seriously, that ten year old is more of a badass than I will ever be. But the most interesting part of the show’s time in the North, was Littlefinger’s heartfelt revelation to Sansa. This may be the first time, other than his epic chaos speech to Varys, that we’ve truly glimpsed Littlefinger’s motivations. Everything he does is to attain the Iron Throne with Sansa at his side. It’ll be interesting to see how Sansa handles this. I’m hoping she uses Littlefinger’s love to her advantage, a skill which her mother clearly lacked.

Like Bran, Sam’s appearance was pretty useless. He arrived at the Citadel and joined it. That’s it. All the tension between him and his father, and Sam’s bold theft of the family sword didn’t matter at all. Sam just signed up with the Citadel and saw their awesome ladder. His scene could’ve been easily replaced with the white walkers, or something else more interesting.

Arya finally reappeared in Westeros, using the magic teleportation powers she learned in Braavos. The writers apparently read some Greek tragedy before writing this scene. Arya’s vengeance on Walder Frey made sense on an emotional level. It was almost as cathartic seeing Walder Frey suffer as it was seeing Ramsey die last episode. But logistically it made no sense. Besides the obvious question of how she got there, how did Arya steal the face and murder the Frey sons without getting caught?

Finally, Daenerys took her first step in understanding Westerosi politics. She was forced to abandon someone who truly loved her for political gain. She’ll probably succeed politically because she felt nothing while, essentially, dumping Daario. Tyrion gave an eloquent speech, as he usually does, showing his belief in Dany. And while it was a nice speech, it didn’t reveal anything new. Of course Tyrion believes in her, he stayed in Meereen and ran the city after she left. And of course she trust his advice, otherwise she would’ve killed him by now. While it was a nice gesture that she named him Hand, it wasn’t altogether groundbreaking.

Varys’ secret mission was to ally with Dorne, and in the process he gained the Tyrell’s support as well. Fortunately, the time in Dorne was brief and actually served a purpose. Dany is now allied with several houses and seems perfectly positioned for her invasion. The number of ships she has as well as the variety of banners was certainly substantial. Let’s hope she can claim the Iron Throne before those pesky White Walkers come knocking.

In conclusion, this season’s finale was well done and interesting, but felt very safe. Cersei regained the power she had two seasons ago. There’s a new King in the North. Daenerys is (finally!) heading to Westeros with her army. Arya got the vengeance she so desperately deserved. But it seemed like the show wasted some if it’s time. Sam’s appearance was utterly useless and the Tyrion scene could’ve been cut short. Most importantly, the White Walkers didn’t appear! These are the major villains and since Hardhome, they haven’t shown why. Especially considering the episode was titled Winds of Winter, it feels like an opportunity wasted.

 

 

Indie Games and Craft Beer Pairing #7

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FTL paired with Ommegang Take The Black Stout

I had always wanted to try Ommegang’s Game of Throne themed beers since I’m such a fan of the show and books. I hadn’t been able to so far because I had to order them online and they’re rather expensive. Fortunately, my brother who lives in a more metropolitan area than me was able to find one and surprised me with it last week. It certainly lived up to the high expectations I had for it. Unfortunately, I could not say the same for the fame I tried to play. Feudalism looked like a fun medieval city builder, but it crashed seven times before I gave up and demanded a refund from Steam. Out of options, I decided to pair it with FTL, one of my (and a lot of other people’s) favorite indie game.

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Indie Games and Craft Beer #5

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Blueberry Garden paired with Blueberry Blonde

For this week’s pairing, I decided to work backwards. Typically I find an indie game I want to play and then select a beer that matches the game description. This time, I started with the beer first: Blueberry Blonde by Big Muddy Brewing. After my steam backlog turned up nothing, I decided to search “Blueberry” on steam and play whatever came up. What I found was Blueberry Garden, a game released back in 2009 that received “mostly positive” reviews. The art-style has a simple, “sketched-out” look to it, and the protagonist is derpy/adorable—a great match for my aesthetic. The pairing was perfect: a game set in a blueberry garden and a beer brewed with natural blueberry flavor.

The game, however, was far from perfection.

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The premise is not given. You are simply put into a world without film sequences or dialogue. But the developer doesn’t just abandon you there; cue cards pop-up on the edge of the screen to provide you with the basic controls: up arrow to open a door, down arrow to pick up objects, enter to eat fruit, space bar to jump, hold space bar to fly, and hold “H” to go home, a.k.a respawn, at the start-point of the game.

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Ranking The Absolute Worst Fathers in Game Of Thrones

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Game Of Thrones

Game Of Thrones is about many things: vengeance, combating evil, contrasting the virtues of nobility with the reality of life’s cruelty. It’s about civil war, magic, dragons, and warriors. But part of what makes Game of Thrones so interesting is its focus on fathers and sons. A majority of the characters are defined by their relationships with their fathers.

Sadly, most of the fathers are awful to their sons. Ned Stark is the minority, while Tywin Lannister and Roose Bolton are the majority. With the last episode’s introduction of Sam’s despicable father, Randyll Tarly, let’s rank the absolute worst fathers in the Game of Thrones Universe.

Somebody Beat Dark Souls 3’s First Boss Using A Dance Pad

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Why Make The Game Harder?

While the Souls games are known for their challenge and difficulty, some players like pushing themselves past that limit. Dark Souls III has been released for a while now, and players are discovering new ways of playing the game and giving themselves new challenges. Click here for the full post.